Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.