What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!