What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?