What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.