What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore