What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.