What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.