What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!