What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!