What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?