Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.