How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!