How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!