What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex