What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.