What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!