Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore