How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!