What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.