How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.