What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!