What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”