What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.