What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”