What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.