What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!