What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”