What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.