Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”