Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.