What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”