Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.