What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!