Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!