Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”