Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.