What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.