Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.