How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”