What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.