I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.