The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.