Crow Puns

Squawk with laughter at these funny crow puns.

Crow Puns

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.