Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!