A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.