Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.