The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.