The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege