A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.