How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.