What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.