When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.