No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow