My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.