What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do crows read? Cawmics.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene