What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!