A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.