Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.