Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.