My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.