My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.