What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.