Crow Puns

Squawk with laughter at these funny crow puns.

Crow Puns

A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".