My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.