Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.