Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.