The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.