On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid