A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.