What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.