What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.