What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!