What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.