What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.