Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!