Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.