What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.