Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.