How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.