What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.