What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
Did you hear about the snake who wrote a love letter to his girlfriend?
He sealed it with a hiss.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Why can’t you breed a eel with and eagle?
It’s Eeleagle.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
I had a bet on a giraffe race yesterday but my selection lost.
It was nowhere near winning – it lost by a neck.
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
How does a crab go when it's right?
"Aw, snap!"
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.