What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What kind of bugs live in clocks? Ticks!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.