The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a zebra.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet?
Squid marks.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale.
What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?
Road krill.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.