What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 2. They'll fit.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.