What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
My dog wants to be a tradesman.
I think he wants to be a woof-er.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!