Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why don’t dolphins have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Why are houseflies great at arithmetics? Because they multiply really fast.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
My brother was trampled to death by a flock of sheep.
May he rest in fleece.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club".
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I got in a fight with a crab yesterday.
When I punched him he ran, goon.
My dog wants to be a tradesman.
I think he wants to be a woof-er.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!