The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the buffalo said.
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground.
Whale, whale, whale …
If it isn’t a pod.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
What do the squirrels do when they are bored ?
watch NutFlix
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Overheard on a bus... What do you call a social hermit crab?
Just a crab.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.