What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
With its blow hole.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Why do cows have no money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!