How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
If a crab worked in a pizza parlor, which station would it work?
The crust station.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a spider with ten eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiider.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the bear say when he got a joke? He just bear-ly had a chuckle!
What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth? A slow leopard.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Do You Know How Crabs Get Around On Land?
They Use The Sidewalk!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.