When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
How can you tell if a crab is drunk?
It walks straight
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
I know this bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big
He was ostrich-sized.
I had a bet on a giraffe race yesterday but my selection lost.
It was nowhere near winning – it lost by a neck.
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.