Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
Why can’t you breed a eel with and eagle?
It’s Eeleagle.
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread