Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
The next round the wolf showed up at the butchery, he was arrested. This is because he was being tracked by the police for chop lifting.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why couldn't the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
It was one tough nut to crack.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!