What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
I had a bet on a giraffe race yesterday but my selection lost.
It was nowhere near winning – it lost by a neck.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you call an italian mosquito?
Malario.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.