Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What has 6 legs, red hair, and flies?
No, seriously. This thing is scaring the heck out me.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
How can you hear the sounds of a group of dolphins?
Listen to their podcast.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.