Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
I asked what the lion in my wardrobe was doing.
He said it was Narnia business
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of pray.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!