What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
When the wolf stood on the grape, the latter said nothing but let out a little bit of a wine.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A Carpet
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a funny snake?
Hissssssterical.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your highness.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.