What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Where do crabs invest their money?
A sea bank.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
All prominent werewolf movies are produced in howl-lywood.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.