Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Why was the mother rattlesnake sad?
The time had come for her children to strike out on their own.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Each year, lots of wolves go treating in howl-o-ween.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.