Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
What do snakes use to clean their car windows?
Windscreen vipers.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
My brother was trampled to death by a flock of sheep.
May he rest in fleece.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.