The farmer cried wolf when all his three pigs were mauled by the jungle wolf.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth? A slow leopard.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Why can’t you trust snakes?
They speak with forked tongues.