What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say...
Unless you're Chinese. Then it's 'squirrel'.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
A squarrel
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What do snakes use to clean their car windows?
Windscreen vipers.
What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Bugs bunny.