As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just bearly”.
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why do cows have no money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.