What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Which type of whale can fly?
Pilot whales.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
When you cross a sheep and a wolf, you will end up with a new sheep, you can’t make such a costly mistake with wolves.
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history?
Osama Bin Llama.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Who is a snake’s favorite actor?
Humphrey Boa-gart.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
I goat this.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.