What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
I saw a lion in a bar, trying to pick up a lioness literally half his age
and I'm like "man, you must have *no* pride"
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
The poor werewolf was busy chasing his own tail. We were later told that he was trying to make ends meet.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
All prominent werewolf movies are produced in howl-lywood.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.