Goat milk?
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
How do lions greet people?
"Pleased to eat you!"
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.