What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees.
I think she's a keeper
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
I had a bet on a giraffe race yesterday but my selection lost.
It was nowhere near winning – it lost by a neck.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?
Stop spouting nonsense!
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
Let me warn you, it’s a long one.
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.