How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.