The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
I recently got two German Shepherds. Because
I wanted some paw-dy guards.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
What do you call a crab that throws things?
Lobster
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
In a narcophagus.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
Woofles.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.