Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman?
At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
In a narcophagus.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Why are Dalmatians so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted.
Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president?
Barack Ollama.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
A walk.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.