Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones
My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Each year, lots of wolves go treating in howl-o-ween.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
The next round the wolf showed up at the butchery, he was arrested. This is because he was being tracked by the police for chop lifting.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.