How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
Wolves love taking woofles for breakfast, they are sweet and amazing.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What kind of car does an otter drive? A Furrari.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
Because they’re naturally high.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.